tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

bloodybookworm:

A CAT A FREAKING CAT GETS A STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME AND I’M SITTING HERE WORKING MY BUTT OFF TRYING TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE AND MAKE A STANDARD LIVING AND THIS CAT MAKES A FROWNY FACE AT A CAMERA AND GETS A FRICKING HOLLYWOOD STAR NOPE NO I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THAT

dulect:

Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life 

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy
appereal:

the unsaid. all the things we’ve thought but never said. those things that could’ve changed everything but we weren’t brave enough to say. i wish i would’ve said it.

appereal:

the unsaid. all the things we’ve thought but never said. those things that could’ve changed everything but we weren’t brave enough to say. i wish i would’ve said it.

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u