playing video game

perks-of-being-chinese:

game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon

me: but it ugly

v8d:

emo stands for eat me out

MILF

canadad:

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie

thebootydiaries:

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

highwayheaven:
“I can still feel your touch 🐥🖤🌹
”

highwayheaven:

I can still feel your touch 🐥🖤🌹

louises-belcher:

damn, I sure have expensive taste for someone with only $4

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