algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

apriko:

t(◡‿◡t✿)

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

lady-stonedheart:

mallotovcocktail:

thatlittlewhiterabbit:

reallymadscientist:

mallotovcocktail:

once a month, my uterus has a liquidation sale and everything must go.

best prices in town. period.

i reblog porn, nudes, dead things, and occasional gore, but THIS is what i find nasty AF

get the fuck off my post

"Blood is cool as long as it isn’t coming out of a vagina."

lemme-holla-at-you:

Xxx